How to Fly an Airplane for Beginners

One day,John – an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot’s cockpit when he saw a book entitled,

“HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS,VOL. 1”. He opened the the first page which said, “To start the engine,press the red button”. He did so and the airplane engine started. He was pleased and opened the next page, “To set airplane moving press blue button”. He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed. He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said, “To let airplane fly, please press the green button”. He did so and the plane started to fly so high. He was so happy. After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go the 4th page. He fainted after reading the instructions. The 4th page said, “To learn how to land a plane please watch out for Volume 2. WISHING U A API EASTER MONDAY…